
Uhuru Plaatjies
Lifestyle Content Creator
254.1% engagement, printed as I found it
Issue
11 November 2026
Edited in Copenhagen.
11 November 2026. Edited in Copenhagen.
I read the newest row on 11 November 2026.
The issue
I keep 12,308 creators and 17,900 list appearances in the open. A brand should know what it is buying. A creator should know what the room is worth. The figures are the ones on the public card. If a field is empty, I leave it empty.
Lead

Mid-size fashion, Plantbased, sports, lifestyle, home
Lakeville, MN, United States
I did not pick a favourite. The lead needs a name, a picture address, an audience split, and an engagement rate between 3 and 15 that sits ahead of the median by a real number, not the printed ceiling. If the table cannot support that, this slot stays empty.
106 people
85 people
66 people
45 people
Lists
Rankings
2,846 rankings, and I only open one when at least two people are really there: subjects, places, the pair of the two, and the lists. I order each page by engagement, then average views, then followers. The first name is a sort. It is not a booking.
Statistics
Half the creators in the survey I opened did not clear $15,000. The celebrity number in the search box is not the profession.
On one marketplace the ask and the payment are not the same number. A tiered rate card from another company is not that average.
Three public reports print three different ratios. I will not average them into a fee.
A marketplace average near $180 is not the same object as a Reel rate from a 250-person survey.
One report’s collaboration got more expensive when rights were added. A month on someone else’s handle is a different line on the invoice.
Lorenne Calder
I started this magazine because a directory, left alone, turns into a shop. The person becomes a rate. The list becomes a file you are meant to buy. I have been the person waiting on the other side of that file. I would rather give you a dated page, a name, and the few numbers I can stand behind.
This issue is that page. The lead is one person the table can support. The subjects are the lines that repeated. The lists are short on purpose. If you want the rule for the order, it is on the methodology page, not hidden in a score I will not show you.
I edit in Copenhagen. I do not invent a staff, and I do not invent a life for anyone in the book. If a field was blank, you will not find a story standing in for it. I also do not stand in the middle of the money. No checkout, no escrow, no inbox. The numbers are here so the two of you can agree. The agreement is yours.